User:Quiddity-wp/Postcards from the multiverse

Create a new "Start Menu" entry / game-mode.

• "Postcards from Alternate Universes. The Noita screensaver." (just a title idea!)

Features

1. It loads the normal game, but moves the view to an area in the "usually populated areas".
2. It spawns
   1. ~50 [?] chaotic-random mobs [more? idk! whatever's fun!], scattered across the screen and also outside the view (for offscreen chaos). Sometimes, it also spawns 1+ bosses at the edge of the screen. [?]
   2. 1 kummitus, which is holding a custom wand,
3. The view stays centered on the kummitus.
4. The wand is picked from:
   1. One of the player's Bones.
   2. One of a pro player's Bones.

      [players/streamers can zip & submit their bones folders to you! Easily triage them with Alter_ukko's noita-util!]

   3. One of [Mod-Authors] personally added wands.
   • (maybe?) The spells on the wand, and the named-source of the wand, are shown for a few seconds onscreen, e.g.

     "Your wand." / "Letaali's wand." / etc

5. Chaos ensues!!!

   [Some of the mobs naturally collaborate (factions). Or add some More Hatred if it's too calm?]

Loop

It changes locations and starts again, every:

• 60/120? seconds later [in auto mode]
• or only-on-click [in manual mode]

Conclusion

Best. screensaver. ever.

Like a dynamically generated version of the Official Trailer video.

See also

• Noita Arena Screensaver by Bammalam
• Noita accurate battle simulator by Kishin